excuse me for burping.

when i realized my smoothie from the dining hall might have actually been a margarita

First I was like,

Then I was like,

when someone asks me what i’ve accomplished today

when someone asks if i have a lot to do before the end of the semester

when my roommate complains about how hard her communications major is

To her face I’m like,

but really I’m like,

after i ace this final

I’ll be like,

today when i realized i have my TA wrapped around my finger.

at my studio desk

after a run

when the dessert tray walks by

drugs found on justin biebers bus?